posidone:

posidone:

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*flicks holy water at screen* evil spirits begone, the power of christ compels you

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come back evil spirits i didn’t mean it

(Source: maliathale, via orgasmic-humor)

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh, via industrializes)

shredevi:

shredevi:

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé

(Source: shreracha, via punkrocksunshine)

egberts:

if your parents only let you stay online for a limited amount of time im so sorry

(via lulz-time)

yeah-ditto-obvs:

literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

(via aeroras)