intense-silence:

nottdead:

evilfeminist:

Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.

My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” 

I wrote,

"I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

Basically the American education system.

wtf serious

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Anonymous:
how do you give a bj

gnarly:

get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

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"Claim her, love her, fuck her, spoil her, trust her."

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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